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I.Q. FOR THE ARMY Fall out for laugh
A draft officer was asked: "How do you determine in the Army that your draftees are intelligent enough for service?" "When the man appears for the examination at the draft board we usually ask him one clever question only." "What question?" "We ask him: How long did the Thirty Year War last'?" "And what?" "Now we have to think of an easier one- most of the examinees fail to answer." Zobacz cały wpis na blogu » |
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MAIN REASON Fall out for laugh
A candidate for assignment to command a ship in the Navy had to present his reasons for being able to hold his post to a board of examiners in navigation. "Sir, I would make every effort not to let my ship sink because there'd be a board of inquiry to face; I'd lose my command, perhaps any chance of further promotion, and my personal effects; and, worst of all, I can't swim." Zobacz cały wpis na blogu » |
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A LUCKY MAN Fall out for laugh
An officer was passed by a soldier who didn't salute. Determined to stand on the authority of his rank the officer shouted: "You there - do you see this uniform I am wearing?" The soldier looked him up and down and said: "You are lucky, sir, look at the thing they gave me." Zobacz cały wpis na blogu » |
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SWIFTER Fall out for laugh
The hostess entertains a pilot with gossips. Then one asks: "Is it true that planes fly faster than sounds nowadays?" "Moreover, they will soon fly faster than gossips." - transport przeprowadzki białystok - Zobacz cały wpis na blogu » |
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SAFE Fall out for laugh
It was the immunization day in the unit. A soldier saw the unit dog mascot ferociously attacking the new medical doctor. "No fear, doc," he exclaimed. "The dog has been vaccinated all right!" Zobacz cały wpis na blogu » |
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ONCE AGAIN Fall out for laugh
A soldier went into the Army recruiting office. "What's the matter, soldier?" the recruiting officer asked him. "You see, I heard a month ago you talking about that wonderful service and life in the Army. I was so enthralled that I got enlistment. Would you mind telling me all that again because I started hating the Army, sir!" Zobacz cały wpis na blogu » |
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OPPORTUNITY Fall out for laugh
During mountain training an instructor in mountain warfare techniques gave the following warning to his charges: "Be careful not to fall here - it's dangerous. But if you do fall, remember to look to the left - you get a wonderful opportunity for observing some dead spaces where the enemy may be." Zobacz cały wpis na blogu » |
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EASIER LIFE Fall out for laugh
It was a painful hour of physical training crowded with jumping, pull-ups, climbing, weight carrying, etc. At last Private Hargreaves exclaimed: "I think I better become a spaceman." "Why?" "It'll be much easier to do all these exercises on the Moon." Zobacz cały wpis na blogu » |
