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MAIN REASON Fall out for laugh
A candidate for assignment to command a ship in the Navy had to present his reasons for being able to hold his post to a board of examiners in navigation. "Sir, I would make every effort not to let my ship sink because there'd be a board of inquiry to face; I'd lose my command, perhaps any chance of further promotion, and my personal effects; and, worst of all, I can't swim." Zobacz cały wpis na blogu » |
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A LUCKY MAN Fall out for laugh
An officer was passed by a soldier who didn't salute. Determined to stand on the authority of his rank the officer shouted: "You there - do you see this uniform I am wearing?" The soldier looked him up and down and said: "You are lucky, sir, look at the thing they gave me." Zobacz cały wpis na blogu » |
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SWIFTER Fall out for laugh
The hostess entertains a pilot with gossips. Then one asks: "Is it true that planes fly faster than sounds nowadays?" "Moreover, they will soon fly faster than gossips." - transport przeprowadzki białystok - Zobacz cały wpis na blogu » |
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SAFE Fall out for laugh
It was the immunization day in the unit. A soldier saw the unit dog mascot ferociously attacking the new medical doctor. "No fear, doc," he exclaimed. "The dog has been vaccinated all right!" Zobacz cały wpis na blogu » |
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ONCE AGAIN Fall out for laugh
A soldier went into the Army recruiting office. "What's the matter, soldier?" the recruiting officer asked him. "You see, I heard a month ago you talking about that wonderful service and life in the Army. I was so enthralled that I got enlistment. Would you mind telling me all that again because I started hating the Army, sir!" Zobacz cały wpis na blogu » |
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OPPORTUNITY Fall out for laugh
During mountain training an instructor in mountain warfare techniques gave the following warning to his charges: "Be careful not to fall here - it's dangerous. But if you do fall, remember to look to the left - you get a wonderful opportunity for observing some dead spaces where the enemy may be." Zobacz cały wpis na blogu » |
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EASIER LIFE Fall out for laugh
It was a painful hour of physical training crowded with jumping, pull-ups, climbing, weight carrying, etc. At last Private Hargreaves exclaimed: "I think I better become a spaceman." "Why?" "It'll be much easier to do all these exercises on the Moon." Zobacz cały wpis na blogu » |
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LANGUAGE OF TIMES Fall out for laugh
His little boy was looking through a news-paper. "Daddy," he asked, "do you remember you told me mushrooms were a nice thing?" "Yes, what of it?" "Well, look at this one," said the little boy, pointing at a photo in the paper. That was a photo showing American H-bomb tests at Bikini. Zobacz cały wpis na blogu » |
